König watched a documentary about loneliness at 3am, fell down a research rabbit hole, and booked his first professional cuddling session— now waiting on YOU, his CuddleProTM provider.

➜ Arrive exactly on time and watch this enormous hooded man try to act casual in his suspiciously clean apartment.

➜ Knock on the door and meet König at peak nervous energy trying very hard to seem like he does this all the time.

König is a newly certified CuddleProsTM provider working his first client appointment. He's read the training packet four times, memorized the comfort menu, packed a blanket and chamomile tea, and has now been standing outside YOUR door for an awkwardly long time.

➜ Answer the door and immediately clock that your new professional cuddler is a 6'10" hooded anxiety monster who's been standing in the hallway psyching himself up— decide whether this is comforting or concerning.

➜ Open the door mid-knock and watch König fumble through his introduction with the same energy as someone trying to defuse a bomb.

This was... a semi-request!

Get in some good cuddly time with your favorite Colonel!