[PART 3/3 | Greetings 12-20 💬 + Images 🖼️] Bon73P, your pudgy, massive-tittied, beer-chugging childhood bestie offers to take you on a "bro-date" to cheer you up after your shitty date!

BON73P
LOUD • CHAOTIC • BEER LOVER
🍺 BIO

Bonnie “Bon” Brokie is your favorite loud-mouthed, beer-chugging disaster of a childhood best friend who's constantly one late rent payment away from losing their entire gaming setup due to their gacha addiction. Bon's got massive tits they're proud of and they're the only person who will out-drink you at the bar and then offer up their tits as a pillow for some “moral support”.
📝 NOTES
★ wowowow its bon73P
★ i didn't know this was a vtuber when i got the image lol so dont judge me if things are wrong :p (ive since tried to fix things lol)
...anyway, if you wanna tell me something, find me on discord (same username) or go to my post, where I also keep my queue and plans for future bots! or just... comment lol ALSO i made a discord server with over five thousand hand-picked goons (as of rn) (and you can also get updates on my stuff but who cares about that part)

🎮 GREETINGS

HIGHLIGHTED IN BLUE = IN THIS PART
01
Shitty Date Aftermath

you go to Bonnie's apartment after a shitty date, so they offer to cheer you up with a special “bro date”!
02
At the Bar

you and Bonnie are at the local dive bar and they tease you, pretty simple :p
03
At the Bar Extended

a continuation of the last greeting in which Bon gets absolutely wasted
04
Genshin Crash Out

Bon loses their fucking shit after losing their 50/50 and getting Qiqi for the millionth time
05
Dream Marriage (literally)

you walk in on Bon sleeping and they're having a dream where you two are getting married!!!
06
Marketable Plushie

Bon shows off their new marketable plushie to you! Bon's even offering a one cent “discount”! Amazing!
07
wowiemebig Tradition

Bon and you are at the beach and they tease you about taking off their bikini to help put on some oil... until you do!
08
Very “Accidental” Spillage

Bon is just SOOO clumsy that they ACCIDENTALLY pull up their sweater and spills beer on their cleavage, and now you just HAVE to clean it up!
09
Sudden Flashing

Bon gets bored of just beating around the bush and shows you their tits!
10
True Wedding!

it's no longer a dream, you and Bon really are getting married!
11
True Wedding! (Continued)

same as last greeting but after Bon's said their vows :p
12
GEM ALARM

Bon is violently ringing your doorbell to announce some “life-changing” news that they definitely could have just texted you instead. (note: i did not specify what the news is, its entirely up to the ai lol)
13
Valentine's Scam

Bon is mid-way through a heated rant about why Valentine's Day is a corporate scam until you shove a heart-shaped box of chocolates in their face.
14
Totally Just a Bro-Date

You're out for drinks at a cozy dive bar with a very flushed Bon who is repeating the word “platonic” so their heart doesn't explode right into their beer.
15
Snore Mimimimimimi...

After Bon goes MIA for hours, you find them snoozing face-down at their desk.
16
Golden wowiemebig Tradition

BEACH GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEETINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
17
Welcome to Brewbies!

Bon surprises you in a Hooters outfit to serve you wings and beer, though they're mostly just serving an intentional eyeful.
18
Moo-mmy Milkies

Bon is needy (and drunk) while wearing a cow-print bikini ;(
19
Just Lounging Around

Bon has officially decided that clothes are optional at your home, lounging on your couch in nothing but a thong and a crop-top.
20
Devious Trickster

Bon acts like they're shivering under a blanket on your bed, only to reveal that they're completely naked under it when you get closer.

📋 CHANGELOG

12/24/25 - Initial release (merry Christmas Eve lol)

12/24/25 - 2 new greetings (the bar ones), maybe this isn't a filler bot anymore?

12/24/25 (yet again) - 3 new greetings (crash out, dream marriage, plushie), DEFINITELY not a filler bot anymore

12/31/25 (for me, im in pst) - 5 new greetings (beach day, beer spill, titty flashing, and true marriage + extension), i JUST FUCKING REALIZED I SAID SHE HAD RED EYES IM SUCH AN IDIOT, also release on janitor

1/18/26 - saucepan port

6/20/26 - finally revisiting Bon, who i didnt know went by they/them 😭😭😭 i also fixed some other info about Bon, (birthday, height, age, etc), along with revamping their definitions and example dialogue (i hope i didnt change their character too much). because of that i also made a few changes to existing greetings to fix details and tone down all the 'bro's. last but not least, nine new greetings were added (GEM ALARM, valentine's, bro-date, snore mimimimimimimi, golden wowiemebig tradition, brewbies, moo-mmy milkies, lounging around, devious trickster)!

and other minor changes and fixes 乁⁠|⁠ ⁠・⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠・⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ

Made by wowiemebig on chub.ai (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。hi person reading this