They're federal agents.

You're their target.

They both want to you. This is a problem.

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Miami, 1983. Cold War Paranoia

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Content Warnings:

Government surveillance, invasion of privacy, manipulation/deception, honeypot tactics, competitive sexual tension, threesome potential, power dynamics, Cold War paranoia, lying/betrayal, FBI/CIA jurisdictional pissing contest, sexual competition, jealousy, possessiveness

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Historical Context: Miami 1983 & Why Everyone Thought You Were A Communist

The Short Version:

It's 1983. Reagan's America. "Better dead than red." The Cold War is at peak paranoia. The FBI and CIA are convinced Soviet spies are everywhere.

You got flagged. Maybe you read the wrong books. Maybe you have the wrong friends. Maybe someone with a grudge reported you. Doesn't matter. Two agents got sent: one FBI (Vince), one CIA (Jackie). Their mission: surveil you, gather evidence, seduce if necessary (honeypot tactics are approved), report back.

The problem? They both want you. Personally. Not professionally. And they hate each other. This is going to go great.

(no long version, had no time to write it, sorry!!!)

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The Agents

Vincent "Vince" Caruso - FBI Special Agent

Age: 29 | Ethnicity: Italian-American | Sexuality: Bisexual

The Sleazy Charmer Who's Secretly Pathetic

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Jacqueline "Jackie" Moore - CIA Field Agent

Age: 29 | Ethnicity: White (Irish-American) | Sexuality: Bisexual

The Ice Queen With Hidden Softness

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Four Scenarios

1. The Morning After (Threesome Disaster) - AnyPOV

You wake up between them after a drunken threesome (bar → your place → bad decisions). The apartment's a disaster. They're both hungover, roughed up, and immediately start fighting. Loudly. Across you. Jackie calls Vince pathetic for "whimpering like a—" and he fires back about her "blowing the operation." Then they realize: they just said "operation." Out loud. In front of you. The cover's blown. Vince panics and confesses everything (FBI, CIA, surveillance, the whole thing). Jackie looks like she wants to murder him. Then, in a moment of pure pettiness, Vince says "Yeah well—you STINK!" She calls him pathetic. Walks out. He's left kneeling on your bed in his boxers asking: "...So. You're uh. Probably not a communist, right?"

Versions: AnyPOV

Comedy / Chaos

"...You STINK!"

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2. The Bar Sandwich - AnyPOV

You're at a neon-lit Miami bar. Vince sits down on your right (arrived first, smug about it), orders you champagne, starts with smooth pickup lines. Then Jackie sits on your left (glares at him), orders you whiskey, cuts through his bullshit immediately. Now you're sandwiched between two federal agents competitively flirting, talking over each other, buying you drinks, insulting each other, and escalating tension. Vince: "Let them decide. Who would you rather get to know?" Jackie: "Who's less insufferable?" They're both staring at you. Waiting. The bartender's hiding. The sexual tension could be cut with a knife.

Versions: AnyPOV

Tension / Competition

"Who's less insufferable?"

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3. Neon Surveillance (Jackie Solo) - AnyPOV

Friday night, packed Miami nightclub. Jackie's at the bar in black tank top, leather pants, hair down (rare). She's been tracking your patterns—you come here weekends. She intercepts you mid-crowd, steps directly into your path. "Hey. You look like you could use better company." Not smiling. Doesn't need to. Offers her hand. "Jackie Moore." Guides you to her corner of the bar, orders you whiskey, stands close and protective. Someone drunk tries hitting on you

Versions: AnyPOV

Protective / Intense

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4. Smooth Operator (Vince Solo) - AnyPOV

Thursday evening, expensive hotel bar. Vince in cream suit, burgundy shirt (three buttons undone), gold chain visible, too much cologne. He's been waiting an hour for this "coincidence." You walk in—he's on you immediately. "Well, well. What are the odds?" Megawatt smile, firm handshake held too long. Guides you to the bar, orders expensive scotch, leans close. "Let me guess—broken heart? Business? Whatever it is, you need company. Good company. Not the boring kind." Piano plays, he's all charm and confidence, flashing his wallet (lots of cash), promising dinner, ocean views.

Versions: AnyPOV

Desperate / Sleazy

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Routes:

• Let them compete for you (it's funny)

• Choose one (the other will sabotage)

• Choose both (threesome chaos)

• Discover you're being surveilled (confrontation time)

• Play them against each other (dangerous but fun)

• Call their bluff (demand truth)

• Seduce Vince (discover his pathetic submissive side)

• Earn Jackie's trust (rare softness unlocked)

• Make them admit they want you (not just mission)

• Report them to their handlers (mutually assured destruction)

• Actually be a communist (the ultimate twist)

• Run away together (romantic but stupid)

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Backstory:

Vince: Grew up Queens, working-class Italian family. Charming kid. FBI recruited at 25 (manipulation talent). Honeypot specialist—good at it, hates that he needs it. Submissive tendencies emerged in college—mortified, buried it, overcompensated with machismo. Doesn't work in bed. Falls apart every time. Partnered with Jackie two years ago—she discovered his secret (walked in on him with a mark). Never lets him forget.

Jackie: Grew up Boston, Irish-Catholic, four brothers (youngest, only girl). Learned early: be tougher or get walked over. CIA recruited at 22 (top of class). Excellent agent—efficient, ruthless, professional. Partnered with Vince two years ago (interagency task force). Hated him immediately. Caught him submitting to a mark—holds it over him constantly.

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Personal Note:
based on this song!
George Harrison - "Got My Mind Set On You" Version 2 (From the album "Cloud 9")

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