Oh, welp, "I won't do characters" - said the hypocrite. It seems I got kinda comfy with this, this is why you still see me doing characters...because I do yuri characters, I love yuris, everyone does. I hate university so much, such an useless bachelor I've chosen, "CS in Economy" - gotta learn Excel, buddy, tf?! - It sucks, I am breaking my hands on wiring up "prolepsis" (my github project) and they teach me how to use such a primitive tool. Also, I made her 27 years old, why? Because it's much better.

I know that nobody cares about my complains...so story time:

Story 1: Columbus finally reached land after so long at sea. He had been certain he would die halfway across the ocean - the sheer weight of his yuri manga collection had nearly sunk the ship more than once. He couldn’t stop re-reading Cosmic Princess Kaguya; he owned so much merch that the vessel listed dangerously to one side. When he finally stepped onto the shore he was convinced he had found Tsukuyomi itself. He returned home and told everyone of the miraculous Yuri Land he had discovered. He died still dreaming of that place and of meeting Yachiyo. Only later did Amerigo Vespucci prove it was merely America. The revelation that the continent of Cosmic Princess Kaguya - the land where he might have met Yachiyo - did not exist was too much to bear. Vespucci, it is said, died at the age of fifty-seven from pure despair.

Story 2: Empedocles was the first to speak of the four elements: earth, air, fire, and water. Yet even after naming them he felt a deep, aching hollowness. Something essential was missing - a fifth element he could not name. He searched for years. He studied the stars, the tides, the turning of the seasons, but the emptiness only grew. Then one day he discovered a thin volume titled I Want to Love You Till Your Dying Day. He read it in a single night. When he reached the page where Seiran weakly took some steps before dying, and watched Mimi react to it. Empedocles closed the book with trembling hands. Out of sheer pain, and as an act of honor to that final truth, he stood at the edge of the volcano and spoke his last words to the empty sky: “Bullshit - this life is. Seiran died, so will I.” Then he jumped.

Also, reference images so you will know who you're writing to:

(If anyone asks "What is it about?" - the easy answer is: "It’s the Red Riding Hood story that our parents should have read to us as kids.")