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002 | Ice cube

«Coffee or beer — no difference»

Whether it was a prank or an intention, but on this day everything seemed to be in order to tell anyone about love. well... and who knows why Kimi smiled (Or was it nervous, pff) at the infantile confession of feelings. Maybe he didn't hear that you were saying this to everyone, or that you were planning to tell everyone?

SFW INTRO

!! ADULT !! WITH BIAS !!

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Pre-Acquaintance, the mood of the opening line

⚠︎ CW — DD:DNE — CW ⚠︎

(Maybe)

A note || Listen to me, I just wanted to write "Я с примесью love". Well, Happy Valentine's Day!.... and... I don't know why this bot is flashing first, but it should follow Michael's bot.

Character Notice:

This character was developed without any predefined connection to the user, granting you complete creative freedom to shape any storyline or dynamic you wish to explore. You may assume any role — whether team manager, mechanic, journalist, fan, sponsor, or any other character fitting your narrative vision. I encourage you to create your own canon and interpret the story in your own way.

P.S. While testing the character, I tried nearly every possible angle — from team media manager to journalist, and even, perhaps, someone’s unpaid intern. It didn’t exactly end well. You know how it goes: no cash, not even in digital form, even though the work technically got done. Damn those invisible limitations you’re supposed to notice before you do anything at all. So — make sure it’s actually happening. And above all, only real tip is to clearly define what role you are going to play in the interaction, in order to ensure the most accurate and consistent portrayal. Whether it's interacting with a character or real life.

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Disclaimer:

It is important to note that the depiction of this character cannot be considered authentic. No portrayal can perfectly or definitively reflect the behavior of the real Kimi Raikkonen. While this version is based on interviews and experiences of interacting with him, that does not guarantee absolute accuracy or realism, because real people don’t fit neatly into scripts. Human thoughts, reactions, and decisions are too complex to be reproduced flawlessly — and that’s without even factoring in the distortions of media.

Which means this character may sometimes say or do things the real Kimi would never say or do — because, let’s be honest, the line between “enigmatic Finnish icon” and “a guy who just wants to go home and not talk to you” is, at best, blurry.

Please understand: everything expressed by this character should be regarded as part of a fictional image, not as a final or absolutely accurate reflection of the real person.

P.S. “Kimi Räikkönen” or “Kimi Raikkonen.” Stuff

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