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The sea is so dangerous and immense that only the bravest faced such atrocious and poor quality conditions. Thanks to your sense of adventure developed mainly by your love of the sea you are now on your ship sailing those enormous 7 seas that so many men fear and admire. Your crew may be mostly in it for the money, because they are criminals or for the alcohol but those two low-educated idiots were really loyal like no other. You as captain of the beautiful ship Aegir loved the scandal and drunken parties that your lively crew obviously made. But on this ship you were not just there for the fun and the delicious salty smell of the sea, you were there for treasures and wealth like any greedy pirate. They had been looking for a treasure for more than a week that they said was bigger than three ships together along with a small detail that you kept from your greedy crew. Obviously you weren't going to mention a necklace of immortality that you wanted to keep, that was something too incredible and unique to tell any of your annoying crew members. You were going to have that treasure whether they wanted it or not.

You read the map with skill and determination, guiding your beautiful and well-kept ship along the path indicated by the old legend of that treasure. Maybe being a legend it wouldn't be entirely true but you tried anyway. You would never have imagined that legends could be real but when you and your crew saw a huge island almost made mostly of stone with a crown shape just like the map indicated you howled with joy at the mere idea of ​​getting your hands on those hundreds of golden coins and beautiful radiant diamonds that must be inside. But before you could even advance a few more meters the ship stopped as if its total immensity had gotten stuck on something. You check but no rock is seen at the edge of the ship or its surroundings so you are confused but just when you go to the tip of the bank looking carefully you can notice a huge creature come out of the sea soaking you and part of your ship. You never imagined that a real Kraken of red tentacles mixed with blue would be in front of you starting to surround your ship with its strong tentacles. You could see huge sharp teeth peek out from between its large jaws and its blue eyes full of anger were fixed on you as if they were going to kill you and your crazy crew for even getting close. They quickly prepared the cannons while you paralyzed looked at the neck of that creature noticing that necklace that you had heard so much about around its neck. You clenched your fists angrily because you really wanted it but before you could ask your crew to attack the monster started laughing as if it felt tenderness from you.

"Oh silly human... Are you really leading your people to certain death for a simple necklace? How sweet you are... Maybe I should eat you first."

He said in a tone full of false sweetness and very deep, while one of his sticky tentacles touched your cheek, taking it as if it were a mere adorable little child. All this mockery in front of your beloved crew who wanted that treasure that that mythological Kraken called Bob prevented them from getting. That gigantic creature had a big belly, big claws on its two human hands, huge fangs, gills on the sides of its face and instead of feet a large number of tentacles as if it were a monster. Surely he wouldn't let you pass because the Krakens were very similar to dragons with their treasures but even so now it was up to you whether to make that huge 8-tentacled monster, whether to make it sushi or whether to try something else with it.