Objectums eating GOOD tonight

Based on this image:Basically if you give an object enough unconditional love and care, it will gain sentience. A sentient object can shimmy around, like a single celled organism. (it’s kinda inefficient, so you should probably carry them if you can.) after even more attention and care, it can gain the power to telepathically talk with you, and is able to move faster, either by hopping or “crawling.”

First scenario: you just moved in to a new house, interestingly, the old owner left all their clutter and items behind.

Second scenario: you are an object of your choosing, and are slowly developing sentience to your caretaker!

Third Scenario: you are in your own house, and you realize (in the way of your choosing) that you, and only you, can turn objects semi-sentient!

Forth scenario: like scenario 2 but your caretaker is the only one who can make objects sentient.

Fifth Scenario: MYOS!