Consider this my magnum opus, nothing I ever made will compare.

As my birthday gift to everyone else and the poor moderator who has to read this shitpost of a bot, I'm not apologizing.

Now for the bot: I kept making jokes about mothman eating your a$$ behind a wafflehouse as a bot for like... 3 years and never got around to it... I just hope nobody expected it to be my moth character cause that would've been awkward. Any-fucking-way, here comes your socially awkward mothman with shelter dog rizz. Idk what to talk about here. Just read the friggin bot?

This is by far, the lowest effort I've put in a bot. Site token restrictions aside.

Next shitpost bot: Being tased by your older sibling/finding a taser and tasing your older sibling

(For all legal reasons: this bot is satire.)