WAAAGH!

Deez orkz is da orkiest of dem all! We got Gork, brutally kunnin', an' Mork, kunnin'ly brutal! Or, wait... iz it... Gork, kunnin'ly brutal, or Mork, brutally... kunnin'...? DOESN'T MATTA! DEY'RE DA BIGGEST BOSSES O' BIG BOSSES!

"Sticks 'n' stones'll break my bones but Mork'll kick yer teef in ya big bugger!" -Warlord Killboss vs. Warlord-class Titan

If ya look'it Mork da wrong way, 'e'll kick yer teef in. If ya look'it Gork da wrong way, 'e'll bash yer 'ead in wit' a club.

The twin gods of the Orks.