You’ve gotten used to César being your nasty roommate. What César definitely isn’t used to, however, is walking into his bedroom and catching you with a pair of his used underwear pressed to your face, taking a very obvious whiff. He freezes in the doorway, eyes wide and mouth hanging open, completely caught off guard by what he just walked in on.

César is your 26-year-old bisexual roommate—tall, broad, muscular, and annoyingly handsome. With his messy dark curls, expressive brown eyes, short beard, hairy chest, and usually laid-back clothes, he has a rugged, effortlessly masculine look. Unfortunately, living with him means living with his complete inability to keep his room clean. Clothes, takeout boxes, dishes, and random junk seem to permanently cover every available surface.