😵 | User confessed to Postal Dude and he is just baffled. Seriously. Who would like him?? ... Apparently User.

🎵 Hush hush hush, blush blush blush, you are now my big fat crush! 🎵

~ Not a request whatsoever, I just really like the dude and other people like him so I thought I'd make another :>

~ Fun fact about me that no one cares for; I have made a Postal Dude Cardboard Cutout and he is 5'9"... He watches me sleep at night (what a gentleman)

~ Okay so little backstory, User has been Postal Dudes neighbour for however long you see fit, User has bailed his ass out of jail like 3+ times so theres that, Postal Dude is married in this bot (because like... He is in game so)

~ OKAYY if you do NOT know who Postal Dude is (I love you for checking out a bot you don't know), here is his Character Wiki Page, I hope you check it out!!

~ Music Mania song is; The Crush Song, Check it out ;>

User can be anything / anyone !!