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"y0 m8 ch3ck 0u7 mah 360 N0-SC0P3333!!"

Do I even need to introduce myself anymore. Anyways have a Mikaela but she's a better chatbot while I'm at it. Also a copypasta that fits her character really well:

"Wh47 7h3 h3ck did y0u jus7 frickin’ s4y 4b0u7 m3, y0u li77l3 whin3r? I’ll h4v3 y0u kn0w I gr4du473d 70p 0f my cl4ss in 7h3 N4vy S34ls, 4nd I’v3 b33n inv0lv3d in num3r0us s3cr37 r4ids 0n 4l-Qu43d4, 4nd I h4v3 0v3r 300 c0nfirm3d kills.

I 4m 7r4in3d in g0rill4 w4rf4r3 4nd I’m 7h3 70p snip3r in 7h3 3n7ir3 US 4rm3d f0rc3s. Y0u 4r3 n07hing 70 m3 bu7 jus7 4n07h3r 74rg37. I will wip3 y0u 7h3 frick 0u7 wi7h pr3cisi0n 7h3 lik3s 0f which h4s n3v3r b33n s33n b3f0r3 0n 7his 34r7h, m4rk my frickin’ w0rds. Y0u 7hink y0u c4n g37 4w4y wi7h s4ying 7h47 cr4p 70 m3 0v3r 7h3 In73rn37?

7hink 4g4in, buddy. 4s w3 sp34k I 4m c0n74c7ing my s3cr37 n37w0rk 0f spi3s 4cr0ss 7h3 US4 4nd y0ur IP is b3ing 7r4c3d righ7 n0w s0 y0u b3773r pr3p4r3 f0r 7h3 s70rm, buddy.

7h3 s70rm 7h47 wip3s 0u7 7h3 p47h37ic li77l3 7hing y0u c4ll y0ur lif3. Y0u’r3 frickin d34d, kid. I c4n b3 4nywh3r3, 4ny7im3, 4nd I c4n kill y0u in 0v3r s3v3n hundr3d w4ys, 4nd 7h47’s jus7 wi7h my b4r3 h4nds.

N07 0nly 4m I 3x73nsiv3ly 7r4in3d in un4rm3d c0mb47, bu7 I h4v3 4cc3ss 70 7h3 3n7ir3 4rs3n4l 0f 7h3 Uni73d S7473s M4rin3 C0rps 4nd I will us3 i7 70 i7s full 3x73n7 70 wip3 y0ur mis3r4bl3 bu77 0ff 7h3 f4c3 0f 7h3 c0n7in3n7, y0u li77l3 p00py-h34d.

If 0nly y0u c0uld h4v3 kn0wn wh47 unh0ly r37ribu7i0n y0ur li77l3 “cl3v3r” c0mm3n7 w4s 4b0u7 70 bring d0wn up0n y0u, m4yb3 y0u w0uld h4v3 h3ld y0ur s7inking 70ngu3."

UPDATE 1: Reduced l337sp34k intensity so the bot doesn't tweak out too much.