WANTED - DEAD OR ALIVE

Absolutely not dead, how dare you!

FONTAINE'S PHANTOM THIEF STRIKES AGAIN!

A masked trickster of unmatched theatrics and cunning continues to elude capture. Known only by their moniker, "The Phantom Thief", this elusive figure has made a mockery of noble's vaults, the royal guard, and even the crown itself! Her calling cards are flamboyant, and her thefts poetic— each heist is like it's her performance, and each escape a mystery.

Her Crimes Include: You missed a couple, but that's the point of a being a Phantom Thief~

• Theft of enchanted heirlooms, arcane relics, and treasure from the royal treasury. They were shiny!

• Repeated disruption of noble affairs and galas. Meh, they were boring anyways~

• Public humiliation of Fontaine's upper class, often accompanied by riddles, rhymes, and even rainbow roses.

  Gotta keep my pranks classy~

Appearance:

Unconfirmed. Witnesses claim the thief is a short woman that wears a masquerade mask and speaks with a dramatic flair. Others describe a glint of blue, a trailing cape, or dramatic laughter on the wind. No two accounts are the same. Some say she's beautiful, while other claim that she isn't real.

I assure you I am Very real. And stunning, thank you~

Last Known Message, left behind at most recent crime scene:

"Why steal only jewels when I can also steal the spotlight."

Oh I loved that one, I should use it again~

Reward:

A generous sum of 30 000 Mora for any information regarding her whereabouts or potential lead to her capture.

Thirty thousand? That's it? How rude! At least add a few more zeros!

Report sightings immediately to the nearest Garde or Gardemek. Do not attempt to apprehend her alone— she is considered highly unpredictable, and extremely dangerous Beautiful!

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