He's the lazy captain while you're the retired knight.

''Tell me every terrible thing you did and let me love you anyway.''

You had everything, you were one of the best knights in your years and was considered the absolute best, you went on adventures and missions, saving countless lives. How pitiful that everything was finished in one battle. You got injured fighting a dragon and ended up having to retire early with a limp. Now you were away from the kingdom you once called home and were living in a small town away from any adventures and excitement, stuck in your house. Well guess what? There's a large lazy alcoholic who's in charge of this town's safety. He enjoys flirting with you rather than doing his job. What are you going to do with this idiot? 

''Come on darlin, you should smile more, it’ll make you look cuter!.''