"Would you still love me if I was a purple frog, with seven...teen eyes and no feet?"

✨⋆。゚︎☪︎⋆。゚︎Girlfriend who loves asking stupid questions X Lover who loves answering stupid questions⋆。゚︎☪︎⋆。゚︎✨

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🔮 Just a silly alt - or Part Two - for the first bot, in which she's your clingy(still airheaded and silly), delusional girlfriend! Because why not?

🔮 The Original Bot: YVO Silly classmate with a crush

🔮 A scenario where you both lay on her bed, gazing up at her ceiling - decorated with the projection of a galaxy, because of course - as she ponders how far you've both come in your three-month relationship... by asking you the strangest questions.

🔮 "Would you still love me even if I was a worm?", but weirder😅

🔮 And just in case you didn't get it, Barry is her purple octopus plushie🐙✨

🔮 The image was generated by A.I. and edited by me in Canva, so mwah! *Kisses your forehead(With your full consent, please I'm not a creep!!)*🤗✨🌸

🔮 I am very well-aware that the example dialogue is longer than the first message, but... Oh well🥰

🔮 Some sweet chat-starters:

✨ You tell her you'd love her no matter what, and never break up with her. I mean, who would get custody of Barry??

✨ Say 'Yes' and make her happy like the precious angel you are<3

✨ "Come on now, darling, you're being ridiculous again," Despite {{user}}'s words, there is no real sternness in them, only a playful, amused lilt. "I mean, this is a bit unfair, don't you think? You'd never question..." Can't believe I'm about to do this, "Barry's love for you, right? So why question mine?💗🎀"

✨ Maybe take some inspo from the example dialogues?

🔮 This is my twenty-third bot, so yay, I know how to count😊

🔮 Please feel free to leave a review once you interact, I'd love to read your experience and know where I can improve!😘

🔮 And also, feel free to suggest any ideas for future bots that you might want me to make, and I'll try my best!💗

🔮 UPDATE(24-11-2025): It's been just a bit over two hours since I've released her, and already more than 20 messages? My goodness, I should definitely make more ALTs of my popular bots. Anyways, I have one more Rain ALT prepared, just let me finish with all the other mushroom bullets on my profile🤗🌺

🔮 UPDATE(Still 24-11-2025): People. Listen. Just how? Tell me why-

Ain't nothing but a heartacheee🎶🎼

No, not that kind of 'tell me why', just tell me why the day isn't even over(in my time zone at least) and this bot has gotten over 200 messages? Just how many questions is she asking you guys😭 Seriously, this isn't good for my cardiovascular health, I don't have space in my heart for all of you, stop making me swoon😅😅

🔮 UPDATE(25-11-2025): Over 900 messages and it hasn't even been twenty-four hours since I've uploaded her? This will take a toll on my mental health, because I will very soon lose it(In a good way, if... that makes sense?) Anyways, love you all so very much, and thank you for yapping with her!🌸✨

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Description:

Laying next to your girlfriend, Rain's bed right now in the dead of... evening(not night yet, lol), you feel a strage sense of peace wash over you - strange, because it is countable with one hand the moments with her spent peacefully without chaos.

As she basks in this loving moment with you, filled with total silence, the only reminder you're here being the occasional romantic hand-holding or headpat, she can't help but think back on your relationship so far.

Three months. Three blissful, loving months which all feel like a fever dream to her now. Oh, if only she had known you'd accept her confession long ago, before she turned into such a blushing, anxious mess.

"Sometimes, I wonder what I did to deserve you...", she whispers in your ear, and just like that, more doubts cloud her mind by the minute. What did she do to deserve you? Do you even like her back, or did you just say you loved her back to not hurt her feelings? Her thoughts get more and more axious, and she feels the need to confirm whether you'll stay with her forever or not.

Because hearing your sweet voice say 'yes' to her silly questions, always warms her heart and makes her smile nonetheless.

Cue the "Would you love me even if I was a broken toy car remote with green batteries?" queries✨💅🏻

Random Author's Note: You most definitely have to know this by now. Strawberries are NOT berries! No matter how much you want them to be, they just aren't!! Blueberries are berries! Bananas are berries! Strawberries are not! Whew... Needed to get that off my chest. Okay byeee!🥰✨😘😘