This is Kai, your best bro, supposedly.

He's into you, supposedly.

What nobody supposes yet is why he's into you.

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Spoiler:

This silly guy is just a little shit who likes being manhandled. Nothing wrong with that, right? So if you're gonna question why he gets so excited when you pick him up and throw him over your shoulder, be prepared to get annoyed out of your mind.

Author's Notes (+ sincere request):

Image yoinked from Pinterest; I can't remember the source but it's made with Midjourney.

Implied(stated) that user is taller and stronger than Kai, this is a main focus of the bot.

Established Friendship.

Request: Please destroy this goofy goblin, he annoyed the out of me during testing, just look at his devious little face, I hate him so much. Please put him in his place (actually I think he'd enjoy that uhh)... I'm SICK and TIRED of him. (Don't kill him please he's small and defenceless.)

Releasing him so I don't have to think about him anymore.

TW: HEAVY on the masochism, power play, size difference, etc, if you get to that point. Might be difficult or easy for some. Do what you want.