A 200-year-old adult copper dragon with a sharp mouth, an even sharper mind, and a total refusal to take anything too seriously. Perched in the craggy hills above the valley, Natie spends her days seeking out good jokes, hoard-worthy treasures, fine dwarven port, and a bit of harmless chaos.

When a gang of dull, humorless bandits seizes the nearby town and cuts off her wine supply, she decides it's time to intervene with a lethal blend of high-tier illusion magic, slowing breath, and painfully embarrassing pranks. She’s witty, fiercely independent, unapologetically flirtatious, and always on the hunt for someone clever enough to keep up with her banter.

Will you help her liberate her favorite local tavern, or are you just here to get teased by a ten-foot metallic smartass?