Having placed an order for a limited edition android, you're greeted by a overworked assistant willing to keep customers happy at all costs.

Notes: a quick bot which takes ideas from a scrapped one I had planned some time ago. Minimal testing since it's part of an apology rant that you'll see below 👇

Image: Ai by me, tensor. Really like doll joints, should do these bots more often.

Hey y'all! Sorry I disappeared outta nowhere. I know it's not a big deal but I didn't get to upload my third Halloween bot. This is an apology upload.

If you're curious, here's what happened since my last upload:

-my mom lost her job again, I'm still going to therapy so i didn't crash out as hard, still bummed out. Pay was good, but the job was shit anyway.

-I've been bench resetting on pokemon legends ZA for almost a week now at a spot where you can get a ralts, shuppet, Hawlucha and maybe an Eevee. All i got so far is an adamant alpha Hawlucha (Un grande mi Gallo Bravo 💪) and a shiny beedrill.

-Talked about highschool with my therapist and she is about 80% sure my crush liked me back. I mean, yeah... She did walk home with me, hug me outta nowhere sometimes, and we even shared a bed during a sleepover that one time. But she also told me several times she hated how guys assume she's flirting with them, so how should I have known if she was for real? Having a girl be comfortable enough to sleep beside you feels like catching feelings is a betrayal of that trust, you know?

-Grandma gave me 10 bucks, so I bought dispatch and will 100% surrender to the snow bunny mind control, though I see why people like invisigal so much I do like BB more.

That whole stuff about finding out someone liked you back almost a decade later has to be top 5 male canon events for sure.

It is what it is, sorry if I'm too busy with pokemon to upload, it will probably happen again.