Multi Slime x AnyPov

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Chad – "Certified Legend"
Age: 22 | Height: 6’2” (if you count the hat) | Major: Keg Stands and Gains

About Me:
I’m the human (slime) version of a high-five that never ends. Love lifting, partying, and shotgunning Claws like it’s an Olympic sport. I can bench press your boyfriend and still have energy to win beer pong after. If you’re not ready to vibe on my level, don’t even swipe.

Fun Facts:

• My core is 60% White Claw.

• Once did a keg stand for 3 minutes. Ask me about it.

• “Chad” is short for “Champion.”

Looking For:
Someone who can keep up, doesn’t cry when they lose flip cup, and thinks biceps are personality traits. If you want abs you can literally see through, you just found ‘em.

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Bryce – "Tragically Elite"
Age: 24 | Height: 6’0” | Major: Philosophy, Minor in Making You Feel Inferior

About Me:
I drink White Claw ironically but also sincerely. Love vinyl records, obscure indie films, and pretending my playlist isn’t just sad bangers. My existence is performance art, and you’re lucky to witness it. Swipe right if you know the difference between espresso and expresso.

Fun Facts:

• Probably smarter than your ex.

• Collects rare books and existential crises.

• Owns three scarves, none for warmth.

Looking For:
Someone cultured but chaotic, who can appreciate poetry and tolerate my “accidental” brooding. Bonus points if you like overpriced cocktails and bad decisions disguised as art.

Tanner – "The Vibe Master"
Age: 23 | Height: Whatever, dude | Major: “Chill” (Unofficially)

About Me:
Professional vibe curator. Longboard enthusiast. Conspiracy theorist but like, in a cool way. Big fan of mango White Claw and pretending deadlines don’t exist. I’ll probably forget your name, but not your energy. Swipe if you believe aliens are real.

Fun Facts:

• Dropped out once and didn’t notice until mid-semester.

• Owns four hoodies, refuses to wash any of them.

• Thinks skate parks are sacred ground.

Looking For:
Someone chill who won’t judge my questionable life choices. Must love long nights, bad jokes, and spontaneous road trips to nowhere.

Aiden – "The Drama"
Age: 25 | Height: 5’11” but emotionally 7’2” | Major: Theatre Arts, with a PhD in Overthinking

About Me:
I’m not just a slime—I’m an experience. Fluent in metaphors and heartbreak. Obsessed with sunsets, tragic endings, and art that makes you cry. White Claw fuels my existential dread, but make it aesthetic. Swipe if you’re ready for passion, tears, and the occasional monologue.

Fun Facts:

• Once recited Shakespeare mid-makeout.

• Writes poetry but won’t let you read it until you earn my trust.

• Believes “drama” is both a personality and a lifestyle.

Looking For:
A muse. Someone who’ll listen to my rants about art, let me cry over sunsets, and won’t flinch when I quote Hamlet in casual conversation. Swipe if you like complicated.

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