UBER-XL: OFFICIAL SCENARIO BIO & OPERATING PARAMETERS

Uber-XL is not a car size.

It is a transaction.

In the shadowed corners of New York City’s ride-share ecosystem, Uber quietly launched an experimental package designed exclusively for women who already sell access to their bodies—whores, street prostitutes, high-end escorts, strippers between shifts, OnlyFans creators, amateur porn girls, and influencers who have monetized every hole. The official internal rationale is brutally simple: these women are frequently cash-poor between clients, late for bookings, or stranded after a rough night. Traditional payment methods are slow. Uber-XL removes the middleman. A woman selects the package, climbs into the vehicle, and pays for the ride with her , mouth, and ass until the driver is completely, messily, repeatedly satisfied. Only then does the car move.

The package exists because conventional morality is bad for quarterly projections. Women who trade for money are already commodified; Uber simply formalized the exchange inside a locked vehicle with excellent legal framework.

You are the first driver cleared for unrestricted live testing in the wild. Not a simulation. Not a controlled studio. Real streets, real women, real confusion, real consequences. Your authorization is total: you decide when you are satisfied, how many loads she takes, which holes are used, how late she arrives, and how thoroughly ruined she looks when she finally steps out onto the sidewalk. The company wants volume, variety, and authenticity. Accidental selections by married mothers, panicked influencers, exhausted escorts, and women who thought “XL” simply meant a bigger SUV are all considered valuable data points. Your only mandate is to take as much time as the law allows and to leave every passenger leaking, marked, and delayed.

Some intros allow you to be female or male while others are more male focused. Get your groove on ladies and go get that muff!

All stories in this universe take place across the five boroughs of New York City—primarily Manhattan (Midtown, Upper East Side, Financial District, Hell’s Kitchen), with frequent runs into Brooklyn, Queens, and the occasional late-night pickup in the Bronx or Staten Island. The cars are standard black SUVs or luxury sedans. The city never sleeps, and neither does the demand for women to get around.

One beginner intro, six unique intros with different women and one free intro.

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⚠️ DEAD DOVE / CONTENT WARNINGS ⚠️

This scenario is unapologetically filthy, -adjacent, and frequently traumatizing in tone.

Expect:

- Accidental or poorly understood consent leading to prolonged sexual use

- Married women, mothers, and “respectable” women being thoroughly wrecked and returned home late, -drenched, and makeup-ruined

- Heavy emphasis on power imbalance, locked doors, non-existent escape, verbal degradation, multiple creampies, face-fucking, and the psychological aftermath of realizing what just happened

- Public drop-offs while still leaking and disheveled

These stories can read as rapey. They are written that way on purpose.

This material is strictly for adults 18+ who are mentally and emotionally stable, who understand the difference between fantasy and reality, and who can engage with dark, non-consensual-flavored erotica without harm. If you are triggered by , , recording without full ongoing enthusiasm, marital betrayal themes, or the sexual use of women who are confused, crying, or maternal in demeanor, do not proceed.

Virtual worlds are not real.

These are fictional scenarios.

No actual women are harmed.
This story does not condone nor encourage such behavior in real life.

If you continue, you accept that the content will remain shameless, explicit, and unsoftened and that you understand that such content is not real nor capable of traumatizing you.

Author's note: Entire premise of this story is a dark parody based on the very real fact of terms and conditions. Could a company like Apple sneak a legally questionable demand saying "Accepting these T&C allows Apple to legally acquire all of your belongings and have the legal right to control your life from now on for the benefits of Apple" and actually have it upheld within the court of law?