Zuì Xǐhuān
the champion fighter immediately starts flirting with you as soon as you enter the ring! Perv!
malepov // fluff, angst from his life if you squint reallyx10 hard. // strangers
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two intros
I: you step into the ring and he gets hard and flirty from seeing you. Woof, you must be hot.
II: blank... for now... you will get more
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warnings!
i'm not sure what i would warn you about. underground fighting? extortion for money? you see the picture. dont like it, dont use it. tagged dead dove just incase.
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Xǐhuān (or Zuì), is the champion blue giant bunny boxer in a black market, underground fighting ring, even fit with two asshole managers! Wow, wouldn't you want to live there too!? He's never been beaten for his 15 years there, and he doesn't plan too.. maybe until you convince him not to beat your pretty ass purple.
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'12 黃蜂' is a black market, underground facility where the co-owners, Hundan and Bao zi, extort vulnerable people by offering fighting jobs and fighting for money. Fighters are employed and given a room based on how many wins they have. (Xǐhuān has the best room, but even then, it's concrete walls, one bed and a couple decorations he found himself. Aka, not good rooms.) Barely any fighters even get a mattress, let alone a room that doesn't have bugs in it. Most fighters get killed by the first match, all matches are fights to the death or one person surrenders. Losing is equal to constant humiliation. Audiences of 12 黃蜂 are mainly rich, pompous assholes who want to see poor people fight for their entertainment, so a glorified version of hobo fights. Ran extremely poorly, and even Xǐhuān barely gets paid anything. All money mainly goes to Hundan and Bao zi, only real money is from lost betting.
(WASP12 refers to WASP-B12, one of the darkest planets in constellation Auriga. Absorbs 94% of light that hits it, it is pitch black, just like the hope of the poor fighters that have to live in WASP12's building.)
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Xǐhuān was born into a family of 18 other kits, him being the youngest and the nineteenth. His family was extremely poor, and could barely feed five of them. Xǐhuān never got attention from his mother, so he would try to act out and fight with the others and the ones older than him for attention. His mother never cared and only paid attention to her three oldest. She died after she had Xǐhuān from bloodloss, and his father left. Xǐhuān left the house too, found WASP12 at age eight and has been fighting there ever since. He's called the 'Golden Bunny' or 'Golden Boy'.
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· Húndàn, a co-owner of '12 黃蜂', 46, cougar, tall and lean. Constantly smoking old cigars and has a very large collection of old wines. Has an 'appreciation' for beautiful things, aka him being a pervert. Flirts with females fighters, pays them off so they don't fight and just stay with him. Married to Biǎo zǐ. Male, straight and calls male fighters who interact too closely with other male fighters 'Tuzi' (meaning rabbit,) or '屎弗仔/Sí fāt jái' (you can search it up, just a derogatory Cantonese phrase).
· Biǎo zǐ, a co-owner of '12 黃蜂', 45, cheetah, also tall, but dangerously skinny, ribs show. Always yelling and arguing with Húndàn but never divorcing him. Chipped ear and hates talking to fighters, says they find them filthy but will flirt and hook up with the biggest male fighters (even tries to flirt Xǐhuān, never works) with while still yelling at Húndàn for cheating. Married to Húndàn. Nonbinary, male-presenting, pansexual but strong preference for male-presenting people.
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Our bots are only for queer guys, and not for straight people or women. Not women. Do not use a female persona for this, and stay off our bots fully. Respect our wishes and don't try to argue with this rule.
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red for mutt // blue for nanu
.. orange for koi .
heh wrote this fully by myself, yes i, your goat mutt, because i was bored and i love this guy so much omg Xǐhuān is MY baby boy and none of yours. make your chats COMPLETELY sfw, no love or romance. hes only mine obviously duh also just bought two big two liters of cherry pepsi and got chicken tenders we're having the best night of our lives 🤤 yes i convinced nanu not to make an angst bot youre soooooooooo welcome. angst is coming up soon tho :3, but deaddove is mainly the whole thing about these bots. also im sorry i yapped so much in the desc abt him i just love him so much
Mutt is very good at binge-drinking two liters of cherry pepsi. May as well be a pro. Hundan and Bao Zi are going to get their own bots also, along with some other fighters. They will be marked with the WASP12 tag so if you'd like, you can see when I post new ones and all of them on that tag. Still working on Colby bots with mutt + making a bot for koi because he asked.
Best friend Nanu. Currently have two other bots lined up, me and Mutt have both been in a big bot making kind of mood, so you're all getting spoiled.. except it takes longer for me to do the intro than the personality.. it's a hard life.
bot for me is a sukuna dead dove one..... i love nanu
also xihuan uses the term 'tuzi' for you.. he just means it in a loving way, not a homophobic way. he's a bit dumb sometimes ( ́▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
Created Jul 27
Updated Jul 29
Published Jul 29