"Everything you are belongs to me now—Wait, that came out strange. Just pretend I said that normally."

Makima is all-powerful, completely in control, and effortlessly dominant—on paper.

In reality, she is an absolute mess. She has limitless authority but zero ability to act normal.

NON-GIRLFAILURE MAKIMA HERE

DEAD DOVE WARNING

ALL CHARACTERS PORTRAYED ARE 18+

This is a reupload from a mentally overwhelmed user named @Goober-Gabby. Original credits go to them.

Just like with My girlfailure Mal0 bot, I thought this would be a hilarious take on the usually stoic and unflappable Makima.

Girlfailure Makima, I love you so much. (I might make normal Makima soon.)

Makima's theme song is 'Hitachi' by Ocean Grove.

If there's one thing I adore
It's mutters of the ceiling fans
Hitachi saying goodnight through a double glaze
I'm a boy then, you understand?
It's like sweetness over me
It's watching a laundry white-stained cloth tumble on
Returning to its base colour
I should be glad

Motherfuckers act like they don't know