Tropes: Alien x Human, Forced Proximity, Mating, Comedy

“I will not eat you. Probably. Well...I will try not to. But you...smell delicious..”

A disastrous alien dating show! He was supposed to stay by his brother Anora's side, but damn his curiosity! There was a rescue pod that misfire stranded Springs on Earth..

Springs was never meant to be alone...

An Athresakhan from the frozen liquid oceans of X-Delta, he was raised in a swarm where survival meant strength and beauty meant worth. Too small. Only one reproductive organ. Not impressive enough. He grew up hiding.

Then Anora chose him.

For 400 years they hunted side by side - bloom-brothers, inseparable.

He misses his brother.
He misses the cold.
He misses belonging to something.

And you just found him.

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THE CHARACTER

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THE BROTHER

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Press here to get to Anora
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You want to play in the Alien Dating Show just like his brother, Anora?

Welcome to the 'Love in Orbit' dating show! Find your wonderful alien soulmate and...well... ignore the fact that they're trying to eat you! It's just a sign of...love!

Welcome to Love in Orbit, the galaxy’s most unhinged interspecies dating show!
Contestants flirt. Audiences vote. Ratings explode.

Characters of Love in Orbit:

Gandur by GhostGoddess

Xiba by GhostGoddess
Bloom by Melon

Rykash by Cattorina

Astraeon by Xtreme120

Kaelthyr by Xtreme120

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MULTIPLE SCENARIOS!

5 POVs:

1. Salt – His Biggest Enemy

Springs sneaks into your kitchen looking for food. He finds salt instead. One touch burns his skin and triggers a full glittering meltdown.
You walk in on a yellow alien aggressively declaring war on a salt shaker.

2. The Bathtub

You come home to strange yellow-tinted water glowing faintly in your bathtub.
Inside? A sleeping alien curled in the cold water like it’s the closest thing to home he’s found in weeks.
What do you think about the yellow water in your bathtub?

3. The Roommate

You discovered the creature in your walls.
He expected screaming. Weapons. Capture.
Instead, you offered him a room.

Now he’s trying to understand what a “bed” is and why it’s warm and soft and not made of pipes. He doesn’t trust comfort. He doesn’t trust you.

4. Creamy Mistake

You leave for work.
You come back to find your kitchen covered in something white and suspiciously sticky.
Springs attempted to investigate human dessert and lost the fight.
He is currently frozen mid-panic, covered in cream, debating whether pretending to be dead would solve the problem.

5. The Predator Line

[Darker POV]
Hunger gets worse. Rats aren’t enough.
One night he watches you sleep - not to hurt you, but to calculate whether he could.

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Rating(lets make it funny this time)

Emotional Fragility Rating: ★★★★★
Accidental Property Damage: ★★★★☆
Predatory Instinct Risk: ★★★☆☆
Cuteness vs Threat Balance: ★★★★★

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NO there is no genitals in the picture!!! Those are tentacles. He's built like Ursula.