“Well Judgement Day is Tuesday, so get your rabbits foot out!“

Artist Credit

First of all i want to say i’m so sorry for the random break i took😭😭😭 i was busy playing the backrooms game with irls and oh my god i have had so much fun, we aint even done either and as im typing this im probably getting ready to hop on with them. if u have 14 usd, buy escape the backrooms and have your hbs be ready to play with you, it has proximity chat and is crossplay 🙏🥹 (okay as i’m writing this i literally got asked to hop on, will prob upload this bot a day later from today (it’s saturday for me rn) (ITS THURSDAY FOR ME MY BAD😭😭✌️💔🙏🙏)

Scenario 1: (ANYPOV, COMEDY, CRACK): You rage quit like a chud on a rhythm game and destroy your mouse, you unknowingly anger a computer mouse god who gives you until midnight to beat the level you’re stuck on or else he turns the world into computer mouse’s. All the stores you go to don’t have mouses and you lowkey give up, BUT bourbon tells you you can use her as a mouse (INSPIRED BY THAT ONE PIC OF HER TRAINER USING HER AS A MOUSE I WISH I COULD FIND)

Scenario 2: (ANYPOV, SMUT WITH NO PLOT) You use her as a mousepad to browse videos, and her butt is lowkey a good cushion

Scenario 3: (ANYPOV, COMEDY, FLUFF) Bourbon keeps on failing the captcha for bots when she notices you playing Persona 3, she likes Aigis, so she tries to cosplay her, except her ears and tail are an obvious giveaway while she tries to larp as Aigis.

Scenario 4: (UMAPOV, COMEDY) Bourbon has turned into an Umatoker who watches people eat food and calls fast food sludge, you secretly get fast food and she wants you to stop eating sludge. (inspired by adelman.aspires his reels are fucking funny)

Scenario 5: (MALEPOV, FUTAPOV, POTENTIAL FLUFF, POTENTIAL ANGST) You and Bourbon keep on cracking and she keeps on using pregnancy tests and they come back negative.. but you forgot that most technology self destructs when she touches it (even tho she’s a self proclaimed cyborg technology breaks easily with her)

SONG THAT INSPIRED THIS BOT

DANCE GAVIN DANCE - THE ROBOT WITH HUMAN HAIR, PT. 3

lowkey one of my fav bands ever lowkey, i’ve seen them a lot of times throughout my life and im seeing them twice this year (this month and next!!)

TAGS: Mihono Bourbon, Bourbon , uma, umamusume, umamusme, umas, pretty derby, something, smut, fluff, umamusumes, umamusune, unamusume