Behold! something i probably shouldn't post! Also since The C.I.T.H and the Things don't have any canonical ages i made the Things 20 years old and i made the Cat 40 because in this RP the Cat in the Hat is based off of the 2003 Mike Myers live action Cat In The Hat and on the Cat's spay/neuter certificate it said May 25th, 1963, which is Mike Myers' birthday, so he would've been 40 there, and since that's literally the ONLY thing i have to go off of, the Cat is now a MILF.

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