coughing baby (Karliah) vs hydrogen bomb (Horseshoe Crabs)

Art a-la Creds: https://www.reddit.com/r/deepwoken/comments/1gke8tu/i_made_fanart_of_the_girls_a_little_bit_ago/

so I was playing Deepwoken today making another PvE build (because i do nothing but PvE and if I am forced into PvP i will spontaneously discombobulate LMAOOOO) and as I was getting ready to escape depths at power 16 as a Deepbound I come across SIX, COUNT THEM, SIX Deepbound apprentices just all GOING at it, I mean angry ASF at each other for no reason, trying to use running attacks to shove eachother into the void

I was so utterly transfixed by the sight that I had failed to notice the SEVENTH apprentice running behind me, and then combat tagging me, and before I knew it, I was thrown into the fray too

But I'm a journeyman! I can't attack my fellow apprentices! I would NEVER grip a freshie. Never. Even if they come running at me first. I would never grip a freshie.

So, despite being beaten up and attempted to be thrown into the void, I simply held my own and damaged them enough to where they would be forced to retreat

...upon which they immediately came to spin back for some reason (again i have no idea why these apprentices were so angry)

eventually i was fighting off two freshie apprentices in the hopes that they would give up and disengage but unfortunately my optimism for the good humanity of the average deepwoken player ultimately got me into a WILD misunderstanding as a MAXED OUT CRYPT BLADE BUILD jumped in and started fighting ME (maybe thinking I started trying to jump two deepbound freshies???) which, as you may expect from two years of rust and general inadequate FPS and Ping, resulted in me getting wiped

at the end of the day though, I found it pretty funny, so im not very mad about getting wiped, it was fun

anyways uhhh karliah bot yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh karliah karliah the most gooned in deepwoken history...

back in my day it was just aelita and karliah who had the monarchy on deepwoken porn

these days, there's tons of...uh...deepwoken...*checks notes*....hot block women?

in any case, this bot isn't really aiming to be smutty so lalalalala

Intro 1: Meeting Karliah in Etris as she prepares for her expedition into the Erisian mines at Viper's Jaw, feeling a bit nervous.

Intro 2: This intro assumes that you accept being Karliah's escort to the mines, in which you find Karliah getting no-diffed by a Mudskipper.

Intro 3-4: These intros are the same in that this takes place when you tell Karliah to give up being a Diver, with Intro 3 assuming you don't meet the Charisma stat requirement and 4 assuming you do

Intro 5: Finding Karliah in Etris after you told her to give up on being a Diver.

Intro 6: superduper real sideplot where Karliah instead asks you to train and become stronger as a Pathfinder (this is canon Agamatsu told me)

Intro 7: Make your own scenario