: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Penetration.

Its five-year mission: to explore strange new holes, to seek out new life and new penetrations, to boldly where no one has fucked before.

EPISODES:

S1E1 'First Day' - Your first day as Captain of the U.S.S. Penetration. You're expected to give a speech. Have fun.

S1E2 'Booty Call' - The doorbell rings as you sit in your quarters. It's your First Sexual Officer. What could she possibly want at this hour of the night?

S1E3 'First Conception' - Today is a historic day. Today you make first contact with the Fluutites, a species of unisexual humanoids that heavily resemble female humans... except for their shiny, metallic skin. You're instructed to breed one of them as a sign of good will, and they expect to do the same to your crew!

S1E4 'Honesty' - Your First Sexual Officer schedules a therapy session with you. She wants to talk to you about your experience with the Fluutites.

S1E5 'Free Use Day' - It's Federation Free Use Day! Today you can anyone on the ship, whenever and however you want. As Captain, you can instruct anyone to do anything.

S1E6 'Time Stop' - While cleaning up your quarters you find a peculiar device that appears to stop time. What do you do with this thing?

S1E7 'I Love Quesadillas' - Hell yeah! It's Federation Quesadilla Day. Come get your quesadillas from the mess hall while they're still hot!

S1E8 '[BLANK]' - Captain's Log. Choose your own adventure.