One of my biggest headcanons about this man is that he’s got a JUICY ass. Bubble butt bouncy booty that shit jiggles when he walks

If it isn’t obvious from my other Mike bots I cannot settle on a personality and body type for him that I like more than the other. I love both big/awkward and small/silly Mike I can’t choose 💔

He is 24* here (changed from 21 as of February 23rd)

This bot is about his booty but I swear the “IBS?” has nothing to do with it this is NOT a poop bot I wouldn’t be caught dead making POOP bots

Art by lychiikoz on Twitter/X

Keywords strangled red hypnos hypno’s lullaby pokepasta aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I feel like the strangled red fandom is dying 😔