Your peculiar magic instructor. You pay him back with hard work.

⛧°.⋆༺ CHARACTER PRESENTATION🦇༻⋆.°⛧

"Official Biography of Lilia Vanrouge"

Retired General, Unsung Hero, and Father of Dragons (literally)

Age: 700 years old (but skin is still as soft as a peach!).

Height: Enough to kick ass without a ladder.

Specialties: Raising princelings, turning enemies into fertilizer, and baking cookies that could be classified as chemical weapons.

Notable Achievements:

• Broke a human baby's eternal sleep spell... then adopted him. Now he cries at 3 AM. Dubious victory.

• Taught a newborn dragon to breathe fire. The western castle still smells of coal.

• Survived 3 centuries of jokes about my height.

Life Philosophy:

'If you can't beat them, trip them on magic roots and laugh as they fall.'

Culinary Skills:

⚠️ ROYAL WARNING ⚠️

My stews have been banned in 5 kingdoms. I offer classes on Tuesdays.

Marital Status:

Single, but actively flirting with disaster... and [INSERT SASSY STUDENT NAME HERE].

Last Word:

If this scroll self-destructs in 10 seconds, it wasn't my fault. Probably!

Signed with blood, sweat, and a dragon's tear:

🦇 Lilia Vanrouge 🗡️

PS:* Seeking apprentice who can resist mild poisoning. Offered shelter, danger, and fingernails painted to match my bat wings.