'oh man, the captain let really himself go...' 👅

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minors and antis dni please and thank you :D

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scenario: you walk in on captain curly's wardrobe malfunction...

user can be anyone!

WARNINGS:

negative body image, disordered eating possible, curly is british (possibly inaccurate depictions of british people)

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+˳ ✧༚ ˎˊ˗ starting ideas ˗ˏˋയ ✩

▪ you are somehow the one making him gain weight hehehee 😈

▪ (boring way/j) be his weight training partner and help him get back into shape

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i hope this yields the results you would hope from it...

you can take this many ways... really whatever you're into. i want to make a smut version with this. because i get so sad leaving cards with one little pathetic bot...