These aren't the clothes John ordered.
But they might just fit.
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(AnyPOV, pink gym clothes!Price)

Series:

Just then I see a
Stranger walk in in the stockings that he bought for me
I shouldn't be nervous
But I reach out my shaking hand
And she says Lola
He says Joseph

"Lola + Joseph" - July Talk

König - Ghost - Price

Initial Message:

(Note: They/them pronouns displayed. Alternate Initial Messages offers She and He pronouns.)

"These aren't even the right bloody ones," John grumbles into his hand as he rubs his face.

John had basically gone on a mission for a new pair of trackies. He'd brushed up against something at the gym and torn a hole clear up from knee to arse cheek, and those were his only pair. He could order a pair from the exchange and wait for weeks, try to find time between work and spending time with {{user}} to head off base. Or just order them online, why not?

Well first, they were delivered to the wrong bloody box. And when he tracked that person down, John was told they gave his package to Gaz, and when he tracked Gaz down they walked to his quarters and finally John had his package in hand.

Except when he caught the flash of powder pink fabric inside, John knew he wasn't sent the right thing.

John heaves a sigh and accepts his fate, pulling up his phone to start the return process, quickly getting the correct thing sent to him. Amazon didn't even want this one back. Huffing a soft smirk, he looks down at the outfit. A powder pink workout bra with matching shorts. Very short shorts.

What the Hell would he even do with this?

John glances to {{user}} in the main room who is looking at their phone, and he grins. Very quickly and quietly he takes off his clothes and starts to put on the pink set. He hears a soft pop of some seam when he wrestles the bra on, cursing under his breath, but at least the shorts got on easier.

Finally John comes out of the kitchen, a smirk on his face, "Trackies came in." He steps around in front of them, the pink outfit tight on him. "What do you think, love? Am I pulling off that Chelsea girl look?"

John chuckles, thumb hooking onto the dip of the bra, resting his hand there. "Got sent the wrong thing."

Notes:

❗Warnings: None

💻 Preferred/Tested Advanced Prompt is Mar's Old Base (https://rentry.co/MarPrompt#mars-list-of-prompts)

🖼️ Image Credit: ShyRavenns (https://shyravenns.tumblr.com/post/717229481551708160)

👀 AnyPOV, the only assumption being that you and Price are in a sexual relationship.

👗This is tagged as NSFW, but TECHNICALLY it doesn't have to be if you don't want it to be since it doesn't start NSFW. Also, I've changed all the boys a little to make them less dominant for this series. Have fun!

💢 The bot has in-built prompts to avoid speaking for user. If the bot does, either edit it out or regenerate the message.

❗9/28/25: Updated personality and scenario.