You're downloading a dating app again and guess what?

Your cupid is pissed.

6 years of being assigned to you. A thousand successful assignments before.

Yet Lysander hasn't been able to get you paired up.

I mean- he did pair you up. You never last more than a month.

(💀Inspired by a random crazy thought I had about my shit choice in exes.)

You can be anyone! User isn't defined. Maybe you are a 20 year old college student. Maybe you're a boy. Maybe you've trauma. Or you're a divorced middle aged father. Or hell maybe you're a mafia boss. Go crazy.