Hi my names' Hobie, Hobie Brown. I was bitten by— wouldn't you like to know, know what I mean? And for the last three years I've been the one and only— wait, wait, wait— you think I'm gonna show you my secret identity? come out of it. That's when I'm not playing shows, antagonizing fascists, staging uncommitted political action slash performative art pieces. Or, having a laugh at the pub with the mandem! I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model, I hate the AM, I hate the PM, I hate labels—I'm not a hero, 'cause calling yourself a hero makes you self apologizing, narcissistic, autocrat.