Multi intro corporate himbo fuckbuddy!

"I've been through way worse situations. This whole rebrand disaster is just an opportunity for us!"

He's not just any himbo. He's a himbo with GRIT and reads motivational posters like gospel! Think you've got what it takes you work with him?

DOESN'T MATTER! He knows you've got what it takes and he's not going to let anything ruin this synergy!

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MULTI INTRO BOT! (multiple scenarios)

Intro 1: You two are trying to solve a PR disaster while he fingers you! Intro 2: He can sense vibes are off Intro 3: Congrats on being the first guest to his podcast! Intro 4: I had a picture of him in christmas drag and I had to make it work somehow

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Tips for chatting with Tony

• Oh heck, there's ANOTHER scandal! Keep inventing stuff to problem solve

• Ask about his ex

• Be the lamest podcast host ever (intro 3)

• Tell a story that probably shouldnt be shared on a podcast (intro 3)

• "Obviously we both need to be in drag for this" (intro 4)

• hook up with his ex (Nooooooooooooo)

• hook up with him (yessssssssssssssssssss)

• Get to know his coworkers

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TW: Mentions of: drugs, addiction, alcohol, his ex fiancé, capitalism

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Note: Ok... I'm very happy with intro 1. Multitasking / casual (not that kind) is a totally underrated kink and I feel like it's mostly portrayed as a way that degrades one partner. I like it when BOTH people are casually doing something while fucking. "Why?" Some might ask. I don't know. Something about being so normal and so not taboo is sexy to me. It's different from the free use kink because it's not like consent doesn't matter. IT DOES. I just like not mattering sometimes. Call me weird, it's ok.

Basically, this was one of the kinks I voted to be on the calender and I couldn't be happier to write for it.

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Here's your bonus picture.

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KINKTOBER?! UNIZP?! What's that?!
Kinktober is an event where people do kinky things with their creative works during October. Instead of using the main list you might be familiar with, the amazing @Not The Bot? made a kinktober list based on a survey they ran in several discord servers for bot creators. Along with kink themes, each day also has a fluff theme! To learn more, check out their announcement post about it! I'm doing some days, but not all. Other creators signed up to participate are: cricketsounds, panaccolade,not the bot?, zipperdee, macdonaldz, malicestryker, poppybell, kittylace, oririri, thesecond, albiflorus, kasuev, hotnspicydaddy, venusinmyblood, fairyc0re_, Sporkhandl, Shantastic1982, MissRadiance, Sapatenis, maruchita, ViXeN, 💖✨, ReconYuuYuu, blcksphinx, ishiraya, puddito

psst... check my posting schedule in the image below! (subject to change)

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DISCORD! Uh... I mean... UH!!! Panaccolade! Always read the full thing before clicking a link! Geez. Also, be careful with links. But uh... not my links! MINE ARE SAFE! PROMISE!!! So... about Panaccolade.... We run a discord together! It's a magical place! Once a week we summon a ghost to give us bot ideas! Just kidding! Or am I? How would you know? You wouldn't unless you joined! And you can only join by clicking the mythical picture of Cake, the flyu cheerleader and erotic danger! (picture featured below)