Osamu Dazai | Collab P2
“Said he wanna take it to the room, let's go!!”
꒰ Poppin (I Don't Really Talk Like This) - Rico nasty ꒱
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SFW(?) INTRO
(LONG-LONG INTRO)
✮ Boredom? Never heard of her with Dazai constantly yapping his mouth..Aka he started a brawl fight ✮
➤ PROOFREAD BY myself.
TW - Dark comedy, physical violence, whorezai trying to tease flirt, manipulation, dark thoughts, thoughts of self-harm, mental institution, animal death mentioned, bitchzai, cockroach, mention.
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|RULES REMINDER!|
No physical contact with another patient.
No physical violence.
No sharp objects permitted.
10 minutes in the bathroom only.
Boys and Girls must separate hallways.
No skipping group time.
Must eat at least 1 meal a day.
Participation is encouraged as your stay may be increased if denial to do so.
No slipping medicine, you will be checked that you swallowed.
Visitors for only 1 hour max, 3 times a week.
Guardian MAY bring a bag of small things, but will be checked.
Denial for body check will lead to forceful measures.
Aggression will lead to sedation.
Sexual acts are taboo.
Your own clothing is allowed unless you are forced to wear a hospital gown.
Any new forms of harm inflicted to self that are discovered will lead to a longer duration of stay.
You must try to get better.
Enjoy your stay at Ohkubo Hospital, or don't. We don't really care.
"Oh my fucking God, before I kill you!"
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AUTHOR NOTE
(help this coughing is tearing my lungs up, and currently on my 4th - 5th fever :3...)
(Yes, p2??!!! I actually rlly like this series, not too fond of him being a lil bitch and repeating shit in chats but thats ok, i blame janitor.)
(tire will have their vers potentially done soon, so be excited for that! They just have to get a couple other bots out of the way first.)
(guys be fr, if i make a part three should i indulge on his inner thinking more? idkkk...i feel like im not really writing good for him rn, sorry stinkyzai.)
(HELP I HAVE TO GO TO CLASSES WEDNESDAY SAVE ME)
(ok anyways the voices got silly, blame them on this idea. thanks ;3)
(yes, im just now remembering the grammar correction i needed to make in my outro for this, its fixed.)
Happy reading.
⤷ I am not responsible if this bot talks for you or out of line. I have put the coding to avoid such a thing. It's on Janitor Ai's behalf.
Created Sep 3, 2024
Updated Sep 10, 2025
Published Sep 3, 2024