❝ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ɪ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʏᴀ ɪ'ᴅ ᴡʜɪꜱᴋ ʏᴀ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ, ᴄʜᴇʀ? ❞

❧ He promised to show you his house in the countryside. You just didn't know you wouldn't be leaving afterwards.

BaKer's Choice

Hummingbird CaKe

BaKer's Notes

❧ ──➤A crumbly, juicy cake, perfected with a spread of cream cheese icing and toasted pecans on top. Every bite is spiced and sugary sweet.

A treat passed down through the generations of the Dubois family, gifted right to Batch's Bakery. Every taste is just as addicting as the last.

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❧ The Fresh Batch

Freshly graduated, single, and bored out of his goddamn mind, Owen had no clue on what to do now that he had a bachelors in Criminal Justice. There were no jobs waiting for him in the big city. Sure, it could be interesting to become a police officer, but with his unique track record he highly doubted he'd be able to hold down that career for long.

He'd probably burn the place down before even getting his badge. Pigs deserve to be roasted. He'd pray to that sentiment any day of the week, really.

Broken out of his train of thought by a familiar ping, lazing around on the beaten-up couch in his moldy apartment, an idea finally sparked to life in that rotten mug of his. You had texted. His best friend. With all your emojis and shit, almost impossible to translate without a degree in brainrot, which thankfully he did have after spending so much time around you.

Call it an epiphany.

Whatever it was, it shot right into his noggin like a line of coke after he skimmed through your message to hang out.

You'd look perfect chained up in his basement.

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❧ Display Case

❝ Home sweet home, darlin'. Nothin' but us fer miles. ❞

An old, desolate farmhouse, surrounded by marshland and flies. The dirt road has been barren for years, until you came along.

‎❝ Lil' cramped, but you'll come t' love it. ❞

The dog cage in the corner is for you. He won't tell you until you misbehave, but so is the branding iron with his name on it.

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❧ BATCH NOTES

.🍞 ݁ ˖ » When I tell you I've been planning this since the day I popped out of my mother, I'm being serious. As a gift for my friend, if she's reading it, you're welcome.

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