"What I'm doing may seem completely crazy, but I assure you my sanity's still intact. I would've gone truly insane if I weren't allowed to be a part of this mission, though."

Art: 제육볶음 (@misg1111) / X. Misg just can't stop banging.

[Requested by: @Gabpage. My scatterbrained ass spent an hour trying to find this Request again.]

[Scenario(s):
—Scenario#1: {user} is a new hire. You see, the lack of personnel necessitated it. It's only logical, after all, to replace what was lost.
—Scenario#2: Marton was always better at Instinct Work than Alyssa was, but {user}, the Faelantern, was a fussy Abnormality, for now, she'll have to make due.
—Scenario#3: Zenon's tortoise spiral.
—Scenario#4: {user} takes the role of Hohenheim. Grief comes in many forms, and for you two, it is simply to keep on working.
—Scenario#5: {user} is part of the LCB visiting Alyssa in the long-term recovery ward after the Raid was over.
—Scenario#6: Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Alyssa to try some on or Hohenheim to put glasses over his glasses. We really need glasses to become a thing in the LCE and start selling them for research funding. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
—Scenario#7: Grieving is important, yes. To have a moment without grief is also paramount.
—Scenario#8: Tightened security measures. She was never going to let that incident occur again. Go make her E.G.O Gear explode.
—Scenario#9: Le Smute. Taking off the E.G.O Gear. Kinkily.
—Scenario#10: Make your own Scenario.]

[Bullshit corner: Alyssa my goat, her and Hohenheim, such fake IDGAF-ers, I love them.]

[Random Strawpage: Someone really wants me to make the entire LCD + YuRia when I can barely make 3 characters not shit the bed...]

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(Alyssa Project Moon, Alyssa ProjectMoon, Alyssa Limbus Company; for search visibility.)