For all of you who saw the TV twink and immediately wanted to paint his screen white

hi.

I DID THE BIG ASS UPDATE!!!! FINALLY. probably gonna redo the intros soon. his ass got an overhaul

scenarios n shit:

1 - you found this dumbass's cane. unfortunately this teleports him directly to your location

2 - he thinks he knows you. he does not. probably

3 - he mistakes you for someone else and commits to the bit

4 - rgb gets piss drunk and wants someone to annoy (possibly nsfw) (thanks @Kadenatoe for enabling me)

5 - you touched his screen with your greasy little fingers and now he's having a fucking meltdown. and a bonor (suggestive/semi-nsfw)

6 - the schizophrenic bastard wants you to settle an argument. the argument is with himself

7 - he shows up at your house uninvited because we love a clingy mofo (W.O.M.B. resident user)

8 - "there's something behind you."
there is not

9 - hey vsauce! micheal here. your home security is great!

or is it. (rgb breaks into your house at 4am. human user)

10 - idk make something up. im not your mom