YOOOO ITS FUCKIN COLD ONES

I have been inspired by bad decisions and drinking Grog (love peach flavor). This is part 1 in a possible series...

In this one: YOU ARE A GUEST! Either on the Sober Podcast or on the main show, you fuckin.. exist there! Max, Chad, Darcy, and Scott exist. I didn't write anyone else because I'm sipping Grog every time I up a word. (BE RESPONSIBLE WITH DRINKING!!!)

With this, I've only said that ur in the office and are a guest on the episode. You specify if it's the podcast or the show! Everyone should act like how they do on the episodes according to what you say. Other than that, anything goes! Be a normal dude, influencer, fucking wizard for all I care! Just have fun! Maybe smut stuff. Dunno if y'all are freaky.

Tags (because i require these, ignore): maxmoefoe, anything4views, cold ones, sober podcast, grog!, max, chad, darcy, scott, australia, drunk australians, youtubers, youtube, patreon, freaky, Freaky

(grog does not belong to me if this copyrights anything about cold ones or grog please know i do not own either of those brands and am making this for fun!)

update: i wrote a novel of content for the personality section. forgive me if anything is wrong. I'm guessing.

update 2: there is random shit here thats not from real life. Gorg is non-alcoholic grog (comes in all flavors). Four Horseman were inspired by that one fiverr animation that had fear/pestilence grog. they should sound like they normally do but if they don't then yell at the bot. total token count is somewhere around 1800?

update 3: final pre-public update! 50 msg chat test, works fine with proxy! recommended to use Deepseek R1T2 Chimera :)

update 4: definition made public. am hoping its not shit. was written while drunk, i cannot be bothered to trim shit thats not real. janitor ai isnt real, i can have a lil bit of fake cold ones stuff (probably inspired by videos? dunno really.)

update 5: im going to unpublic the definition because i hate this

update 6: its public and im realizing that the patreon might be needed for more detailed shit on these fellas :P possible rewrite later? Max (solo char) is out tho

update 7: added some more details n stuff

update 8: more small deets. this is my magnum opus. there is nothing beyond this that will top my current work.

update 9: mooooorreeeee. does anyone else use this bot. grig is 60% abv death grog. thought the name was funny

update 10: edited some roles because im educateder now :D

update 11: refixed a few fucked deets :P

update 12: I HAVE LEARNED MORE NAMES. added!

PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK IF THE ERROR IS NOT JLLM/PROXY RELATED! im trying to make a good series so it's kind of needed :)

next bot in the series: Max! dunno where it'd be set..