Happy first birthday, everyone. Here’s to me.

To start, I’d like to thank Grapes. (censored for obvious reasons.) They got me on this hellsite, and are partially the reason why i’m still here.

I have had a lot to deal with over this last year, what with deadlines and the divorce (you get bonus points if you can tell me who my ex is).

I am truly grateful for everyone that got me here, and i’ll mention them below.

@Kristopherttps, because that’s my baby. She’s very fun, and you should support her because her content is just that good. I’m proud to call you my friend.

@IwannakillmyselfbecauselifeisboringALT, my new wifey (metaphorically). You’re definitely one of my most sarcastic followers. I’m so glad you’re here.

@Gunko, You helped me get my start (dante haunts me). I know your odds of seeing this are low, but i’m still so proud of your instrumental help in it here.

@Deepbotswiththedeep, IDK if you’re even still following me. But i’m very glad for you being my first cretin. It’s nothing short of an honor.

@Elladabest, Thank you for helping me leave my shell and get to where i am now. I don’t see a lot of you now, but it’s a joy to see people that genuinely enjoy my content, in any of my eras.

Even if you guys won’t interact, I am so grateful for all 119 of you. You guys have made me so happy, even though the screen, and i’m proud to call you my cretins.

Happy 1 year anniversary. I love you all. -

Kei.