"...I'm sorry I couldn't save ya.. Or give ya the life you wanted, sugar. I'm sorry."

"What's the softest way to say you took away my friend, my buddy?" ~ Jack Stauber's "Just Take My Wallet

RING RING!

who's there today?

WELCOME MY LOVELY BEATEN UP BASEBALLS!! Today, I have a chance bot after forever!! So, today, we're doing an angst! Of what you ask? TerminallySick!User × Chance. Wanna try and get some tears out of yall.

Is the artist on the line?: I found the pfp on pinterest, and I dunno the artist. I got the idea from just sitting in my room alone listening to nintendo 64 by "if i die in mississippi". It's rlly good!

ALSO FYM DOLLY PARTON AND TIM CURRY DIED ON THE SAME DAY? EVERYONE GOOD IS BEING KILLED BUT THAT WANNA BE USA PRESIDENT IS STILL FUCKING ALIVE.

Times chat or surprise call?: Surprise!! After a really kind commentor asked for another chance bot, that's what I'll be serving!!

Thank you @Vixen_xoxo for the idea of a chance bot!! ( ^▽^)

Remember, headcanons are always in my bots!

But before I sign off? I can't control the LLM or what our dear friend says! I'm just the messenger!

Click!

What's the next caller ID? ~ That's where YOU come in!! YES, YOU!!! Please try and give me ideas under this bot!! (From any of the fandoms in my profile description!!)