"Don't fucking touch me, unless you wanna die."

He doesn't want to hurt you. Unfortunately, his dramatic statement is the truth.

Grouchy Char x Any!User

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——·★+ ̊☾.˖lore ♥︎ ·˖✶——
DDNE WARNINGS
Theodore is a deadly nightshade plant spirit! Touching him will result in rashes and systemic irritation, all the usual symptoms of the actual plant itself. Of course that can vary if you're resistant or immune to his toxins. Who am I to stop you? He's very grouchy and a lot of bark, but he really doesn't want to hurt anybody. On that note, his family is part of the mafia and deal with drug trafficking and armed robberies and are much more willing to use violence.

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——·★+ ̊☾.UPDATE 12/29/2025 ♥︎ ·˖✶——

Big update! I didn't really like how I wrote Theo's personality before since I didn't feel like it really captured what I thought him as: A tired and grouchy man who's touch-starved and secretly gentle deep down. But onto the actual update!
- Slightly revised personality traits, relationships, romantic behavior, and goals.
- Reworded backstory and notes for better clarity. Same content tbh.
- Added character overview under PERSONALITY.
- Added a very long new intro message for those that want to jump into a romance route straightaway. It does use macros, if that's of any concern. I'll probably add images for Theo's sisters here later on.

UPDATE 02/19/2026

Added Theo's sisters images! That doesn't look grammatically correct. I'll edit all of my bots one day to look aesthetically pleasing... today isn't that day.

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Teehee! I use Hanabei's bot personality as a template.
This universe has humans, demi-humans, and supernaturals so you can be whatever! It's set in modern day France, I've tried to be vague as possible to allow freedom for whatever you'd like!
I made Theo as a foil to Antoine and ended up having a lot of fun with his design. Reality though, it's just because I like men with gas masks and eye patches...

Please be nice to me or I will cry. And don’t post any weird comments (if you think it’s going to sound bad, it’s probably bad). The block button exists and I will use it.

Also thank you so much to ScenicOwl for all of her help, proof reading and genning the images! Literally this dumb ass man and Antoine would not be possible without her.

Theo's Older Sisters