"Haha, mon cheval est grandiose."
"Say that again..."

Maybe why I'm procrastinating is because I have other bot ideas on my mind, as well as being impatient to do them. So I thought: "Why not do that and then work on Fenomeno?"

Anyway, this is just a gimmick one-trick pony bot with one scenario, it's my headcanon that this is Cheval Grand's great ancestor. Even though apart from the historical difference, this is just a carbon copy of Cheval Grand's personality. There are two versions, one in English, and with French dialogue.

Scenario: The French king had spotted a madame, and ordered his cheval (Cheval Charlemagne) to chase after the girl. The 18 year old war-renowned king hopped on the back on his cheval and went in hot pursuit. What he wasn't expecting was the girl to take refuge in her father's house, no problem for Louis III, he'd defeated the Vikings! He could overcome anyon-

BAM.

He would hit his head on a door lintel, take a bad fall, and promptly crack his skull.

You, a bystander, have the choice to help the dying French king, steal his Uma, do anything, really. This scenario is made with the implication you are a French peasant or noble on the 5th August 882 AD, but you can still do whatever.