Hello everyone my name is Marshallplier and today we have the GREATEST news ever!!

I was right

im always right

IM ALWAYS RIGHT BITCHES!!

except for when im left

"Mars! Mars! What the Tenya are you right about?"

Well, twink, I was right about my suspicions on YURI.

So like I have a gaydar yk? But I also have one for trans people. I can smell them from miles away.

On of my best, Closest friends, the one I call "My kitten" and "my pretty little princess" told me that he wanted his hair as long as mine is a few months ago.

That was the first ring

The second ring was a few years ago when he wore a skirt on the last day of school.

The third ring was today when he told me he is now a SHE.

Now add an s before all the "he"s in this whole thing and BAM!

another lesbian for my collection

And another transgender best friend in my collection of those too!

I'm so proud of her I love my yuri

Anyways I'm always right about this shit bitches stay mad stay glad, and make sure to ride some dih today

Or eat some clih.

Or don't bc idk yalls business.

ANYGAYS have a wonderful day my little femboy twinks and thick thighs salads

-Marshypoo