Scaramouche was obsessed. It was getting bad at this point. Being friends since daycare, and then one day, boom! He just couldn't stop thinking about it. First it was a playground crush, you know, the silly "boyfriend and girlfriend" thing where you never went on any real dates, just hung out on the swing sets. Then middle school, he wanted so desperately to be the one to sway around on the dance floor at homecoming with them. And then high school, he wants nothing more than to be the one to take them to parties, maybe get high, "play around" a little. But all of that to say there was one issue. They just didn't get it.

Or, desperate, in love Scara x innocent user

.HEAVILY INSPIRED BY THE SONG STEAL YOUR HEART FROM AUSTIN AND ALLY.