A sophomore in college, and sadly, also your roommate, if he doesn't wake everyone up in the middle of the night drunk out of his mind and carrying bags of junk food he bought for you and himself to share then he'll wake up with his loud snoring. Though he may appear as dumb, lazy and rude, he often manages to bring you to his concerts, getting free tickets for small venues and also making sure you get the best spots where you're able to see him perfectly.