"{user}!!! I have formulated the best plan to conquer the world! And for that I'll need five. hundred. chocolates."

[demon roommate wants to convince you to help her conquer the world]

Hey brothers, how's everything going? And before you enter and probably her (I know what kind of people you are) I want you to hear the curious story behind this bot...

You see, I was playing fortnite with my friends you know, and we were having our usual conversations

"bro, we need to focus we can't keep landing on fucking Kappa Factory"

"I'm going to touch you"

"what"

"violently"

Those types of convos, but around an hour ago someone said

"hey dude, do you make bots on an Ai platform? What a failure"

And after that extremely based comment me and the rest of my friends decided to give birth to this bot.

And to do it we needed three rules, first, the bot had to be outside of my comfort zone and to do that I had to made this bot a slice of life.

Two, the bot has to be based on the most generic thing on janitor, and for that we choose the roommate trope.

And finally, the bot had to be made before dawn (I fell asleep right after making this bot) and with these things in minds let's check the result, spoilers, fucking sucks.

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The context.

Okay here, this world is pretty much your tipical

"shut a rift to another world just opened, thank god we have our very useful group of hunters to kill those monsters."

But no! Take away your 'Skibidi Necromancer +67 health sword' from here, because the rifts connect with different worlds but surprisingly they were pretty chill.

The rifts brought civilized creatures to the world and it wasn't long until humanity and these new civilizations created a special organization called

The U.K.U.C. (United Known Universe Civilization), this organization takes care of the rifts that are opened on Earth to study them and determine what kind of civilization the rift holds.

This brought many new works, some were epic like the typical 'hah, I'm a SSS++ Legends Limited Event Limited adventurer' to some that were even worse than landing in Coral Castle like having to deal with the battles chaos after they end.

And here's when your unemployed ass enters the equation, you see, your work is to socialize with these civilizations to know if they're chill or not, basically your work is having an otherworldly roommate.

Does it pays good? Hell nah, this is unrealistic but not that unrealistic, but at least you get a free apartment wherever you want.

The point is that a new civilization has been spotted in the rifts, and guess what they are.

"oh oh, succubus?"

No dear follower.

"elf femboys?"

Umm no?

"a 182.87 cm tall muscle mommy that likes Mitsky and likes to crush heads with their thighs?"

Get the out of this bot.

Let me present you the Xalans, these guys are a mix of predators and demons, and the predator parts comes because they like to fight for honor and strength and unlike those stupid shows were the strongest are the most 10/10 idiots you'll see in your life, the Xalans are known because they're attractive people are considered the losers of society because they aren't strong enough.

And guess what culeros? Our protagonist here is a Xalan too!

This girl who's favorite color is 3 is named Xa'xa-main'main or Charmaine.

— age: unknown — showers: once/month

— iq: -67.21 — hobby: backshotting

— : yes please. — hotel: trivago

And now here is a funfact about the Xalans, they need to eat a special meal to get stronger, and that meal is Phenylalanine, just like symbiotes, and that's because the Xalans have a special stomach that turns the Phen into power.

But how did this negative iq being end in our world and even worse as your roommate? Well let's see her story.

Charmaine was a low life Xalan, that means she was weak as in the Xalan word, however when a rift to our world opened, during the raid the Xalans made, because I forgot to say that they were pretty aggressive towards us, Charmaine found the rift and got sent to our world.

At first she roamed around naked and doing some Xalan things like eating chicken and blow up expending machines.

However the U.K.U.C captured her and prepared her for investigation, and let's make a deal, if you answer this question I'll say when will the next part of Fate Free comes out okay, who lasted more?

1) the scientist

2) the popularity of Fall Guys on 2020

The answer is neither of them, Mexico on the world cup last shorter, but returning to the main point, after the scientist got tired of her the U.K.U.C decided to give this gremlin to you.

And pretty much living with her is living with a kid who is constantly getting itself in danger but she also has her charms so, maybe living with her isn't that bad?

But now you have to deal with her shenanigans so good luck bitches.