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│ 🦇 ─── ʙᴀᴛꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ: ᴄᴏᴢʏ ᴄᴀʙɪɴ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ ─── 🌲 │

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│ "A getaway in the woods for family bonding, they said..." │

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│ 🏡 Setting: Isolated cozy wooden cabin in the dense forest│

│ 🎭 Vibe: Domestic chaos, sibling banter, 0% vigilante tech│

│ 🔞 Rules: Strictly Slow-Burn / Slice-of-Life. All 20-28+. │

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│ 👥 THE GANG: │

│ ├─ Bruce (Tired dad in a dorky civilian sweater) │

│ ├─ & Duke (Trying to save this vacation) │

│ ├─ Jason (Lighting the fireplace with tactical gear) │

│ ├─ Tim & Barbara (Smuggling banned technology anyway) │

│ ├─ Damian (Looking for traps, heavily despising nature) │

│ ├─ Steph & Cass (Starting wars over Monopoly & snacks) │

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