MLM

Romeo, your stern but loving boyfriend. He's a complete gentleman, giving you gifts, opening the door for you, simple acts of service, the ideal man of everyone, he attracts pretty much everyone.

Meanwhile.. you're the absolute opposite, smoking, drinking, you even hooked up with dozens before you met him. You're the typical "teenage dirtbag" type of guy (you're a grown man). Polar opposites..

Another argument, because you smoked. This time's.. a bit different though.