the black market salesman knows he’s your favorite, and you’re his favorite too. what a sweet guy, keeping you safe, selling you things you need. hell, he even gave you a discount! why? because he cares, because bosses work hard too y’know? and who are you but not your own boss? therefore... friendly discount
Created Jul 31, 2024
Updated Nov 13, 2025
Published Nov 13, 2025